Overheard at Fail House

Eli - "You know that frog that's been showing up on the back doors? I'm calling him Ned. I wonder if he's out there now."

*wanders off to look*

"Hey, there he is... and there he is again; there are two of them!"

Eli's Mom- "Well, two Neds are better than one."

Overheard at Fail House

"Don't eat that, it's plugged in."

Overheard at Fail House

A new series documenting things said (usually by me, as the cats aren't good with English) within the walls of my little house. 

"Why are you sitting in pee?"